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The Mobile Phone Users Creed
This is my mobile phone. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My mobile phone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My mobile phone, without me, is useless. Without my mobile phone, I am useless. I must customize my mobile phone true. I must manage my life better than any enemy who is trying to be more efficient than me. I must manage him before he manages me. I will….
My mobile phone and myself know that what counts in this war is not the wallpapers we download, the rap beats of our ringtones, nor the calls we make. We know that it is the messages that count. We will message…
My mobile phone is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its buttons and its touchscreen. I will keep my mobile phone clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God I swear this creed. My mobile phone and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but Peace.
original Rifleman’s Creed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifleman%27s_Creed
