Second Life: World War LOL

Marshal Cahill started playing Second Life before the boom came, and has since witnessed arrogant gamers grow rampant. Players hog real estate, step on each others’ free speech, and run online mafias that harass the entire community. So how does he plan to solve this problem? Nukes of course.

According to the last boss, disgruntled Second Life vets are rising up against the commercialization and popularization of their beloved Second Life world. I’m not sure which part of their world they saw as proper between the dildo storms and furry role-playing. Maybe it was the flying cars.

So these rebels set off two nukes. I’m not sure what a nuke in Second Life does. It probably just posts to a message board.

“I cast rebellious nuke.”

The company I work for is seriously considering making a space in Second Life. Look for us between the bestiality circus and franks cock gun store.